Lou Reed was famously on a bus, probably sitting cooly in the back, arms crossed, shades on, listening to groupies, roadies, and assorted ne’er-do-wells tell various anecdotes beginning with “I was once so fucked up.”  This went on and on for a while, until, as legend has it, in a quiet moment Lou spoke up:

“One time I was so fucked up I changed rock and roll.”

Whiskey Tit is assembling an anthology of your best, most sordid, most twisted, most world-strangling inebriation stories, real or really well imagined.  We hope to fill the collection with an even split of new and established writers, so don’t be discouraged if your resume seems sobering.    We’re ideally looking for 2500-8000 words, though that’s just a guideline.  Great literature isn’t encumbered by length.

An audiobook and book tour are in the offing.  Show us what you’ve got.

Submit via Submittable.

Love,

— Miette and Whiskey Tit