Issue 11 / November 2024

Geoffrey Chaucer coined the phrase “all good things must come to an end” in his epic poem Trolius and Criseyde. Unlike most versions of the Greek myth, Chaucer’s is about accepting that outside circumstances sometimes intervene so that you’ve got to walk away from something precious to you.

So, I find myself saying goodbye to Whiskey Tit Journal. I’ve had the honor of serving as the journal’s inaugural Managing Editor for over four years. It’s been a blessing to read and publish writers who inspire and impress me, accompanied by artists of impeccable talent. But now, alas, life has conspired to tell me that my time here has come to an end.

I would like to thank the 116 (!!!) writers I’ve had the pleasure of publishing, and the countless more who trusted me to read and review their work. Submitting is an act of faith, and I’ve taken my responsibility to submitters seriously.

I’d also like to thank Head Tit Miette for offering me the chance to run Whiskey Tit Journal and for affording me complete creative freedom in doing so. I’m a lucky duck. And, of course, I’d be nowhere without my beloved friend, trusty “lackey,” and creative partner, Consulting Editor Philip Shelley. Philip, your unshakeable belief that art is serious, valuable, and deserving of our undivided attention has always inspired me. And it always will. 

In a true blow to my ego, Whiskey Tit Journal will bravely go on without me. I’m not quite sure what’s next for the journal, but I’m thrilled that you can’t count WTJ out. 

Take care. Listen to the song Take Care by Big Star in my honor. Read literary journals. Support writers. And remember that single-spaced documents are the devil’s playground.

It’s been real. Find out what I’m up to next on meaganmasterman.com

Love,

Meagan Masterman

Managing Editor

Issue 11, November 2024

A Paper Koan

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A Safe Place

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17 Birds of North America and 1 Bird From Someplace Else 

Summer 2020 American crow, American coot, American black duck,American bittern.American white pelican. Black...

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Antenatal

“But I mean, it’s fine.” Eric nursed his pride and fidgeted with his...

Studiers of Stone

A day in April stabbed into the high 80s, sending Brooklynites to their...

Head Light

He worked at the lighthouse every day except Monday, the day it was...

Scorpion Season 

This was back when the Greek was still sleeping in his car. The...

Ella’s Oranges

The LoviOne box had been pried open a week ago, yet its contents...

Northwestern

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 Four Poems 

Crooked House A houseguest deathwish holds me hostage.I buzz among misaligned porchrailings, cracks...

Lollygagger and #1 Fan of The EnemyLollygagger and

Lollygagger I’m someone who can do one thing a day, tops. Like pour out...

Fade to Red

The cast members are celebrating their final performance of Thoroughly Modern Millie at a nearby...

Reflecting Machine

I’m not sleeping well. I work construction at night. Highways. To motorists, I’m...

Malingerer

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Candy

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The Entirely Avoidable Tragedy at the Nat King Cole Post Office in Los Angeles, California, 2022

Candace was not in the right state of mind. This much she knew....

Men Are Visual and Central Part

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If I Were A Carpenter

Shelley sat across from the fully grown man on the white couch in...

Hold, Buy, Sell

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At the Graveside of Dee Dee Ramone

“Huh,” Kris says, leaning forward for a better view. “It doesn’t look like the grave...

Loophole

The origin is a narrow aperture,arrow slit or loopthat’s come to mean an...

Four Lessons

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