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NEW: SELECT SCREEN, by Abigail Stewart

Streamers, TikTokkers, eSports stars, and their legions of parasocially obsessed fans star in Select Screen, the new literary composite novel from Abigail Stewart, where the unspoken secrets of today's internet culture are spilled and god is found in a live-streamed hot tub.

NEW: PLANKED BY THE ABYSS, by Meg Tuite

Reading Planked by the Abyss is not only like reading something completely different, but like reading for the first time. Each of Tuite’s sentences feel like a poem. Put together into a story, they feel like an experience. Put together all the stories and it’s like I have a new perspective I could never have foreseen, a new understanding of what fiction can do. — Michael Czyzniejewski, author of The Amnesiac in the Maze: Stories

NEW: WESTERN STARLANDS, by Toby Dunne

“I didn’t know what I was supposed to be doing with my young life. I was nineteen, deeply spiritually conflicted, and had recently flunked out of a state vocational school. I had only made it halfway through the second semester, returning to my hometown in failure after having rashly sworn an oath before Jesus that’d I’d never return.”

So begins Western Starlands, the existentialist road trip opus that will escort you to a time you’ve forgotten you’ve been missing. Hugh Sheehy says “Here are friends like the ones you had, or like the ones you wished for. Here are places you used to know and dream about. Here’s the journey you longed to make, here’s a chance you should have taken.”

NEW: SUSPECT, by Gina Tron

Suspect is more than just a personal recollection— it is an examination of how people perceive mass shootings and the contagion effect.

As a teenager in a rural Vermont high school in the period immediately following the Columbine shooting, Gina Tron was accused of being a would-be school shooter. As a creative goth kid whose imagination didn't fear the dark, Tron was no stranger to being singled out, ostracized, "othered." Seamlessly blending memoir with investigative journalism, Suspect is a story of survival and social justice in black eyeliner.

NEW: DIVINE IN ESSENCE, by Yarrow Paisley

The stories of Divine In Essence exemplify a sui generis slipstream style that deftly weaves a psychedelic literary fabric from elements of Fabulism, Occult Horror, Transgressive Fiction, and the Weird. Attune your mind and be transformed. Escape!

Yarrow Paisley dictates dreams onto paper. His work is like nothing else I've read--enchanting, touching, terrifying, absurd.
– E. Catherine Tobler, author of The Necessity of Stars

NEW: SHIT LIST, by Daniel A. Hoyt

In a sharp, funny, and deeply relevant social satire, Daniel A. Hoyt examines the worlds of NBA basketball, indie Rock and Roll, and presidential politics. On the first day of 2017, Harrison Rawles — a paid body double for NBA superstar TR Washington — suffers an unsettling occurrence: A small orange animal on the side of the road fills him (and his police escort) with sudden, overwhelming regret. As 2017 moves into the first 100 days of President Dadondrik Kukla’s term of office, the creature appears throughout Zebulon City, especially at rock concerts led by singer/guitarist Sabina Murphy. When TR begins to make the yoga position known as “chair pose” during the National Anthem, President Kukla declares political war. Meanwhile, Sabina struggles with her new-found fanbase, and Harrison tries to love his pseudo-teammates and spread the joy of “Star Trek.” Will President Kukla receive his Russian tank? Will the orange creature make everyone cry? As the president and his deputies begin a series of inhumane policies, the tears seem all too necessary. SHIT LIST is a satire with a large heart — and a killer guitar solo.

NEW: THE BERLIN WALL, by David Leo Rice

Europe, 2020. Some claim that the Berlin Wall, once a living entity, is coming back together, its scattered pieces seeking reunion on the far side of history. The European continent trembles on the edge of total war, either in reality or deep in its own feverish imagination. Part present-tense apocalyptic satire and part neo-medieval phantasmagoria, David Leo Rice’s new novel presents an alternate history of the present where the Internet has become a territory unto itself and unstable factions obsessed with nationalism, liberalism, and romanticism drive one another toward a clash that could turn the very notions of refuge and culture into the ravings of a lunatic.

NEW: WIRE MOTHERS, by Katharine Coldiron

A woman begins to eat books when food can’t satisfy. A reporter discovers that sympathy for the devil might be misplaced. A grandmother organizes her crimes into neat checklists. These five stories, written by one of indie lit’s most versatile authors, explore bad vibes, bad choices, and bad parenting.

NEW: IN THE SIGHT, by Tobias Carroll

Farrier had been raised in the East…

Furtive spaces on the outskirts of cities, truck stops in the middle of nowhere, and obscure research outposts — those are the places where Farrier did his work. What’s the nature of that work, you ask? DIY brain modification, for starters — highly experimental and in no way legal. When his past catches up with him, Farrier sets out on a road trip without end, frenetically crossing the country in search of redemption, revisiting old haunts along the way.

NEW: CENTRIFUGAL: UNSTORIES, by Matthew Burnside

A girl flees to outer space in a bathtub, a man opts to live inside a vending machine, marble game glitches, tent cities, telescope murders, the beautiful afterlife of a book, an advent calendar for broken hearts, cheat sheet for transmigration of the soul, and many more “unstories” of characters arriving at points of no return.

NEW: IN THE SIGHT, by Tobias Carroll

HOW I KILLED THE UNIVERSAL MAN, by Thomas Kendall

John Lakerman, alternative current affairs journalist for donkeyWolf media, is sent to participate and report on a clinical trial for a newly developed, biopharmaceutical, antidepressant. While researching the article, and the disappearance of its lead researcher, Lakerman is drawn into a complex world of body augmentations, migrant labour, billionaires, a Virtual Reality Game and a series of fatally seductive mutations.

How I Killed The Universal Man is a transhumanist noir taking place in a near future where environmental disaster and the advent of biological A.I is leading to the radical reorganisation of consciousness. A narrative about the unknown forces structuring narrative’s necessity, How I Killed The Universal Man begins from the premise that reality is always virtual.

BOYS BUY ME DRINKS TO WATCH ME FALL DOWN, by Anna Dickson James

A sentient zombie starves for intelligent brains and meaningful relationships in an increasingly vapid world.

A newly single woman struggles to keep up with a creepy, near-future beauty culture.

Anthropomorphic furniture ruins a man’s health, career, and love life.

A woman gets eaten alive by a well-meaning boyfriend.

The surreal landscape of the stories in this award-winning collection shines a fish-eye lens on the female experience while taking a shockingly hilarious plunge into themes of addiction, abuse, sex, and gender roles.

PERCOLATOR, by Joey Truman

Not everyone in this world needs to become a plumber or a securities broker, a housewife or a cop. There is no mandate from birth that you need to be anything. For most people, who they are is just the simple fact of: this is how things are done, so do them that way. And Guy and Buddy, for whatever reason, were simpatico in this way.

"In hilariously methodical prose, Joey Truman's Percolator takes us on an existential joyride through one day in the life of two inept roommates. This is Beckett meets grunge in a survival novel struggling to make it through the front door. Stove pot coffee is key." – Jess Barbagallo

MADSTONE, by K Hank Jost

The water is rising… Toilets overflow, and wages are low. Jobs are lost, and time is money. Time is money, and so is your body. Addictions relapse, and friendships falter. Meaning evades your grasp, and God is dead. God is dead, and so is your father… Your mind refuses you its secrets, and the immutable other, too often, tells the truth.

K Hank Jost’s charybdic anti-epic, MadStone, glitters with the strewn gore of every eviscerated day, the innards and excretions of both body and mind, unwinding a nauseous fugue of hungover prophecy, macerated identity, and the collapse of all distance between selves.